Stalkers and the VAA

Coupling quotes. Loved them. Pitty that Jeff left. 

Jane: I'm being stalked, actually, so I'm pretty secure in my attractiveness.

Susan: You're being stalked?

Jane: Is that so hard to believe?

Sally: My god!

Jane: Everyday on my way home from work, a man follows me. It's true.

Susan: Well, have you been to the police?

Jane: They said I was being silly and paranoid. I heard them laughing after I left.

Sally: That's terrible!

Susan: Well, have you confronted the man who follows you?

Jane: Well, there's no point, is there? It's never the same man twice. Sometimes they switch over when I'm halfway home. It's so well organized!

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Jeff: You know what's great about skirts? When a woman's wearing a skirt, you know, you know that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight back to base camp.